The Mad Young Master Falls Asleep Every Night to My Fragrance - Chapter 33

He Zhuo: “…”

While queuing for food, Jiang Youxi complained about how that pervert He Zhuo had asked her to sleep with him.

An Xiaoyu felt something was wrong after hearing this, but she couldn’t quite put her finger on what it was.

After getting their food, the two found an empty seat and sat down.

“Is He Zhuo really that kind of person?”

“You don’t understand him. He seems respectable, but he’s actually just a dissolute playboy!” Jiang Youxi angrily stabbed at the rice in her bowl. “And I even felt sorry for him before, going to great lengths to prepare a birthday surprise for him, and now…”

A tall figure loomed over them.

Jiang Youxi froze, then slowly raised her eyes to look.

He Zhuo held the plate in his hand and looked down at her.

“Jiang Youxi, even a dog would be ruined here.”

“…”

The man put down his plate and sat down in the empty seat opposite her.

What are you doing sitting here?

“Have a meal.”

Who doesn’t know you need to eat?

“If you don’t mind, would you like to share a table?”

Jiang Youxi looked him straight in the eye and said, word by word, “I mind.”

He Zhuo lowered his gaze, which fell on her two hands.

She leaned slightly forward, her two small hands clenched into fists on the table, glaring at him angrily, like an angry little pufferfish.

“What should we do? There’s no room.” He leaned back, his tone nonchalant. “How about I sit on your lap?”

Jiang Youxi almost choked on her saliva: “You have no shame, but I do!”

An Xiaoyu leaned close to Jiang Youxi’s ear and asserted, “He does look quite respectable.”

Just as he finished speaking, Xie Zhao walked over with his tray and sat down.

An Xiaoyu frowned slightly: “Why is it you again?”

Xie Zhao then noticed that it was An Xiaoyu opposite him, and sneered: “In a public place, can’t I still be myself?”

After saying that, he buried his head in his food and started eating.

An Xiaoyu had no reason to drive him away, so she could only grip her chopsticks tightly and glare at him fiercely.

Xie Zhao ignored them, continuing to eat while urging, “What are you all staring at? Eat up! The food will get cold!”

Jiang Youxi regained her composure.

That’s true. No matter how angry I am, I can’t let him affect my appetite.

An Xiaoyu thought the same thing, and the two sisters picked up their chopsticks in unison and began to eat.

As Jiang Youxi was eating, a piece of beef brisket suddenly appeared on her plate.

One piece, two pieces, three pieces…

Jiang Youxi paused, following the direction of the busy chopsticks.

He Zhuo remained calm and continued picking up food with his chopsticks.

In the blink of an eye, the beef brisket in front of Jiang Youxi had become a small mountain.

Looking at the delicious-looking beef brisket, Jiang Youxi subconsciously swallowed.

He Zhuo smiled slightly and gave her a meaningful look.

The fish is about to take the bait.

What are you doing?

“Feed her.” He glanced at her and continued to feed her. “Don’t worry, it’s not poisoned.”

“…”

She didn’t say it was poisonous!

Jiang Youxi immediately put the beef brisket back: “I…don’t…eat!”

He Zhuo glanced at the beef brisket: “Jiang Youxi, are you using the chopsticks you’ve already used to pick it up for me?”

Jiang Youxi’s face stiffened.

She looked at her chopsticks, then at the beef brisket that had been put back on his plate, and felt so embarrassed she wanted to disappear into the ground.

She was about to apologize when she saw the chopsticks in his hand and became even more self-righteous: “Didn’t you also use chopsticks you’d already used to serve me food?”

How dare you talk about her like that?

An Xiaoyu leaned closer and said, “Xixi, I just secretly observed him. The chopsticks in his hand are new; he hasn’t used them before.”

“??”

Jiang Youxi looked horrified and finally noticed the pair of disassembled chopsticks on his plate.

She could only manage a few dry laughs: “Sorry, I’ll take it back right away.”

Jiang Youxi quickly picked up all the beef brisket, but just as she was about to pick up the last piece, He Zhuo pressed down on it with his chopsticks to stop her.

Jiang Youxi raised an eyebrow: “What?”

You didn’t even leave me a single piece?

“I touched all of these with my chopsticks, you…”

“Jiang Youxi, how cruel you are.”

“…”

He Zhuo slapped her chopsticks away with his own and boldly picked up the piece of beef brisket and put it in his mouth.

Jiang Youxi looked incredulous: “You don’t mind my saliva?”

Didn’t we share a knife and fork when we ate cake last time?

“??”

Can they be the same?

An Xiaoyu suddenly leaned closer, her face full of gossip: “What’s going on? Did you two kiss again?”

Jiang Youxi almost choked on her saliva: “What nonsense are you talking about? That’s not true!”

Jiang Youxi turned around and met He Zhuo’s slightly disappointed gaze.

She paused.

Why is he looking at her like that?

It makes her seem like a heartless woman who leaves a trail of broken hearts!

Why are you looking at me like that?

He Zhuo sneered: “Jiang Youxi, you’re not only ruthless, you’re also a scumbag.”

“???”

What is this bastard trying to shift the blame for?!

The meal was both inexplicable and thrilling.

Jiang Youxi got up and was about to put her finished plate in the dish recycling area when He Zhuo reached out and took it away first.

He ruffled her hair and said, “Wait for me.”

Jiang Youxi shook her head forcefully, shaking off the hand on her head, and smiled at him: “Okay, I’ll wait for you.”

He Zhuo raised an eyebrow, his eyes filled with doubt.

He didn’t say anything, and left with his cutlery.

Xie Zhao also tidied up An Xiaoyu’s tableware as well: “You’re welcome, I’m a good Samaritan.”

An Xiaoyu smiled queenly: “I understand, Xiao Zhaozi.”

Xie Zhao laughed in exasperation: “…Damn it.”

“Xiaoxiao, let’s go.” Jiang Youxi turned and left.

“Huh? Aren’t we waiting for He Zhuo?”

“Why wait for him? He’s not without legs, he can walk.”

An Xiaoyu quickly followed, “Xixi, do you know what kind of behavior you just did?”

“Like what?”

“Couples are arguing.”

“…